Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Monkey Bar

Last night I was coaxed into going to the Monkey Bar for the first time in my UMass career.

I hated it.

I hated everything about it.

I hated the people there, I hated the music, I hated the set up, I hated the people having sex with clothes on next to me. I especially hated the people having a full on make-out session next to me.

I like going out to dance, but not with these people. I felt beyond out of place.

There is an unfortunate video of something close to what I experienced last night. I will never go back there again.


Stella said...

I've never been to the monkey bar yet, but apparently my freshmen residents have been!? This has completely turned me off to the place.

Good god.

Andrea Murray said...

YES! Couple years ago when I lived on campus my freshman suite mates had gone there.

I didn't really want to go but it was one of those... "Ehhh I'll give it a shot" things.

Scott Brodeur said...

How do you REALLY feel about the place, Andrea? Funny post. You should have videoed the folks around you! Next time. Ooops, there will be no next time there for you.

Andrea Murray said...

I really... really... really... hate it.

I think it's a sleazy bar where southwest scum go to rub up on eachother so they have someone to go home with... and y'know.

If only I'd had my camera with me. They charge $5 to get in, so I wouldn't even go back for laughs.

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